The History Making Gupo Market Pinky Promise

Marc Ching Is Once Again Making Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious History.Fresh Off His Own Press Release In Which He Describes Himself As A "History-Making Animal Activist Marc Ching"

While We Haven't Yet Discovered Why Marc Ching Believes He Is A Real Life, Carve My Face On Mount Rushmore, History Making Animal Super Activist... None-The-Less Marc Ching Is Once Again Making Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious History.

Marc Ching's Latest Stand On His Soap Box Announcement Was About A Meeting With Yulin Officials In An Attempt To Negotiate A Way To Close The Festival Down... As Always There Are A Few Problems With What He Is Saying And A Whole Lot Of Questions That Need To Be Answered By This Historically Narcissist Douchebag.

For Wildlife Planet it sums up everything we believe Marc Ching is, a con artist who puts out press releases that he write himself, claiming "History-Making Animal Activist Marc Ching" adding "Makes Unprecedented Deal With One of South Korea's Largest and Oldest Dog Meat Markets to Close Local Slaughterhouses."

As usual, there are no details, and it contains no information that we could use to verify that anything he said in his press release or his Pictaram posts that would prove what he wrote has the slightest validity to it.

As far as we can verify Marc Ching is sitting around a table somewhere with a bunch of no name people and they shake hands and clap, you can certainly see in the picture those boys have that goofy "I Can't Speak English. WTF is this Stupid American Saying?" look about them.

Marc Ching wrote a press release and spoke about Marc Ching as if he was Winston Churchill reincarnated.

The only thing we actually took away from this fake news, the press release is Marc Ching holds Marc Ching in high regards.

But as they say, that's "yesterday's news" and I don't mean that figuratively, I really do mean that was yesterday's news and 24 hours later Marc Ching needed to ease his addiction so he gave him another ego fix.

Why Do People think Marc Ching lies?

Marc Ching uses the hashtag #Seethetruth well I do see the truth...The same picture in two posts was created 6 months apart.

The first post was created on June 24, 2016. The one posted on 1/21/2017 said you were being followed by the Police. Unless that moron is still on the phone, which means he better be on the unlimited data plan or he is screwed, then this picture you claim shows the Police following you is a lie.

In your 1/21/2017 post, you write "What promises were made and what they said to me, one cannot say" You... YOU can say it, you idiot. So did they make promises? Did they not make promises? they? One cannot say because you were the only one that could actually tell us.

Why Do People Think Marc Ching Exaggerates?

The 1/18/2017 over the top press release you wrote, 'Historic' and 'Unprecedented.' So you really believe you meeting 5 morons, one wearing a baseball cap was historic?

I watched that video and these idiots seemed so uncoordinated they probably had to tape magnets to their palms so their hands would meet when they tried clapping.

In today's pictaram they way you phrased "We were able to sit for the first time with a foreign administration" it sounds like you had a meeting with The National People's Congress.

​For God Sake you idiot, it was a PR guy, a cop, and his gopher.

​What actually makes this deal 'Historic?"

I know you'll say "Historic" because they agreed to close their shops down. Until it's in writing for all I know they could have meant "An hour earlier so you can buy us dinner and magnets"

I know you'll say "Historic" because they agreed to close their shops down. Until it's in writing for all I know they could have meant "An hour earlier so you can buy us dinner and magnets"

Even if we lived in some alternate reality and these butchers all agreed to close a market that has been open for decades because some strange American they have never met before asked them nicely, it still leaves a hell of a lot of questions.​

As per usual with Marc Ching there are no details

How will this happen?

When will it happen?

Who agreed? the guy with the cap or the red jacket guy?

Where is this written historic agreement?

Who was at the meeting?

And we mean names not 'bald guy' 'red jacket guy' and 'baseball cap guy' I mean actual names.

​This way reporters can verify that the people you were talking to were actual store owners and not just a few South Korean savages who thought "Oh look free food, sit down before they kick us out"

​Marc Ching

​But lets for a moment believe you

What assurance do you have that when they pinky-promised with you they didn't have their fingers crossed on their other hand?

​This, of course, would immediately nullify the legitimacy of their Pinkies commitment. Without a double Pinky-Promise, I am afraid it doesn't reach the level of 'Historic."

I also must point out that even a double pinky promise they would still need to take their shoes off because crossing toes is just as much a deal breaker as fingers and you can't trust someone who butchers up dogs.

In the 1/21/2017 Pictragram posting

You tell us the job description of the three guys but no names? If you don't want to be accused of fraud, how about a picture from that actual day, and not one from 6 months ago. Also, the names of the people you actually met would have been a really cool detail.

In the same post, you wrote "They KNEW who we were" Then how is it you claim you work "Undercover?" How the hell is that possible? Because Lord knows you seem to be posting in EVERY Yulin picture?

I mean, if these three jamokes knew who you are, I think it's a safe bet the dog murdering morons who are on the lookout every day for activist would spot your goofy American, non-Chinese speaking ass in a second... Unless you wore that Onesie Fake mustache, nose and glasses disguise... because I'll grant you those suckers will fool these uneducated savages.